This is probably the best news story I've read about the G8 --> G7 business...
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G7 Unable To Get Deposit Back On Shipment Of 'G8 Summer Getaway' T-Shirts
THE HAGUE—Shortly after suspending Russia's membership in the exclusive coalition of industrialized nations, the United States and the six other wealthy nations that compose the newly renamed Group of Seven reportedly found themselves unable to get their deposit back on a set of "2014 G8 Summer Getaway" T-shirts they had ordered for the body's scheduled summit in June.
"We placed an order for a box of medium- and large-sized crewneck tees back in February, but when we called to cancel this morning, the guy at the printing shop said the deposit is final and they don't do any refunds," said UK Prime Minister David Cameron, who explained that the forum of major global economies lost $80 on the order, which included matching yellow shirts featuring a stylized G8 logo and a pair of palm trees as well as a dozen custom-stitched "Scorchin' In Sochi" hats.
"Of course, Putin never gave us his $10 share, so we're all going to have to cover that too. We'll make sure everyone pays upfront when we order our new shirts, though we haven't decided yet whether we want them to say 'Brussels Bash '14' or 'G7: Summer of Heaven.' Plus, [Italian Prime Minister] Matteo [Renzi] is still really lobbying for us to pay extra and get tie-dyed ones."
Cameron added that the world leaders were also left scrambling to revise their schedule of events for the upcoming meeting as the group's downsizing had left German Chancellor Angela Merkel without a partner to participate in their annual three-legged race.
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