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"THE LAST TWITCHES OF THE DYING ANIMAL HAVE BEEN SHOWING EVERYWHERE FROM THE CHARGES AGAINST THE IMF'S CHRISTINE LAGARDE, TO THE TAKEOUTS OF THE CABAL FOR SUPPLYING ISIS WITH GOODS AND SERVICES, TO THE FRANTIC ATTEMPTS OF THE BANKRUPT US GOVERNMENT CORPORATION TO STAY IN POWER.

"THE WORLD STAGE IS PROVING TO BE A VERY TRANSPARENT PLACE THESE DAYS, AS THE MACHINATIONS OF THE CABAL ARE CONSTANTLY BEING EXPOSED AND SHOWN FOR THE LUNACY THEY ARE. THEY ARE SO DESPERATE TO REMAIN IN POWER IT IS LIKE A DARK SIT-COM.

"THE EXPOSURE OF THE MEDIA IN ITS DUTY TO REPORT BS FOR THE CABAL IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF THE NIBBLING AWAY OF THE CONTROL STRUCTURE THAT HAS KEPT HUMANITY ENSLAVED FOR SO LONG.

"THE EFFORTS OF THE GOOD GUYS IN THE PENTAGON IS MASSIVE, AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN BE VERY PROUD OF THEIR BOYS AND GIRLS IN THAT PLACE. THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE SPEARHEADS TO DISMANTLE THE CONTROL STRUCTURE AND DO AWAY WITH THIS TERRORIST CRAP ARE BORN THERE.

"THE GLOBAL TRUST HAS RELEASED THE PROJECT FUNDINGS. UNFORTUNATELY THEY WILL ONLY ARRIVE AFTER CHRISTMAS SO THE START DATE FOR ALL PROJECTS AND RELIEF FUNDINGS WILL TAKE PLACE ONLY THEN, AND I ESTIMATE IN THE FIRST WEEK OF JANUARY."

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HI ALL

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MID-WEEK REPORT. IT IS NOT THE UNOFFICIAL CUT-PASTE VERSION OF ZAP THAT SO MANY HAVE UNDERTAKEN TO HELP WITH (ALTHOUGH THESE ARE VERY CREATIVE). I AM HONORED BUT PLEASE DO STOP.

THE LAST TWITCHES OF THE DYING ANIMAL HAVE BEEN SHOWING EVERYWHERE FROM THE CHARGES AGAINST THE IMF'S CHRISTINE LAGARDE, TO THE TAKEOUTS OF THE CABAL FOR SUPPLYING ISIS WITH GOODS AND SERVICES, TO THE FRANTIC ATTEMPTS OF THE BANKRUPT US GOVERNMENT CORPORATION TO STAY IN POWER.

MR. OBAMA IS ON THE GREATEST LOSING STREAK IN THE WORLD AS HE FOLLOWS ORDERS AND DOES SILLY THINGS THAT HURT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND THE WORLD. IDIOCY IS AS IDIOCY DOES. SOON TO CHANGE AFTER CHRISTMAS.

THE WORLD STAGE IS PROVING TO BE A VERY TRANSPARENT PLACE THESE DAYS, AS THE MACHINATIONS OF THE CABAL ARE CONSTANTLY BEING EXPOSED AND SHOWN FOR THE LUNACY THEY ARE. THEY ARE SO DESPERATE TO REMAIN IN POWER IT IS LIKE A DARK SIT-COM. BENJAMIN FULFORD HAS PROVIDED A GREAT DEAL OF INSIGHT IN HIS QUEST TO EXPOSE. SEE HYPERLINK "http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2015/12/text-benjamin-fulford-december-22-2015-financial-power-struggle-intensifies-as-imf-head-criminally-charged-immediately-after-imf-announces-reforms-3262808.html" http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2015/12/text-benjamin-fulford-december-22-2015-financial-power-struggle-intensifies-as-imf-head-criminally-charged-immediately-after-imf-announces-reforms-3262808.html

THE EXPOSURE OF THE MEDIA IN ITS DUTY TO REPORT BS FOR THE CABAL IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF THE NIBBLING AWAY OF THE CONTROL STRUCTURE THAT HAS KEPT HUMANITY ENSLAVED FOR SO LONG.

THE EFFORTS OF THE GOOD GUYS IN THE PENTAGON IS MASSIVE, AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN BE VERY PROUD OF THEIR BOYS AND GIRLS IN THAT PLACE. THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE SPEARHEADS TO DISMANTLE THE CONTROL STRUCTURE AND DO AWAY WITH THIS TERRORIST CRAP ARE BORN THERE. THEY ARE TO BE COMMENDED AND RESPECTED FOR THEIR SACRIFICE AND WILLINGNESS TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH THE BIGGEST GUNS IN THE WORLD WITHOUT FLINCHING. WE ONLY GET A SNIPPET HERE AND THERE ON WHAT THEY DO AND HOW FAR THEY HAVE GONE. I KNOW A FEW THINGS, AND I CAN ATTEST TO THAT EFFORT.

I STRONGLY URGE THE CABAL TO GET THEIR HEADS EXAMINED, AND MISS PHIPPS HAS COLLABORATED WITH THE MENTAL HEALTH AGENCIES TO COME UP WITH A GOOD TOOL FOR THEIR MENTAL WOES. SHE AND BANKER BOB HAVE ADOPTED A NEW MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE FOR ALL THEIR MEMBERS, AND OF COURSE THERE IS A NOMINAL PER MINUTE CHARGE FOR THE SERVICE.

WHEN THEY DIAL IN, THEY WILL BE MET WITH A NICE GREETING AND HELPFUL PROMPTS TO GUIDE THEM TO THE PROPER DESTINATION AS FOLLOWS:

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH 900 HOTLINE. CHARGES PER MINUTE WILL START NOW.

IF YOU ARE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE, PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN

IF YOU ARE CO-DEPENDENT, ASK SOMEONE TO PRESS 2 FOR YOU FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN

IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, PRESS 3 4 5 AND 6, THEN REPEAT AS LONG AS EACH ONE OF YOU CAN

IF YOU ARE PARANOID, WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT – THERE IS NO NEED TO PRESS ANY BUTTON JUST STAY ON THE LINE AND WE WILL TRACE YOUR CALL – RESPONSE TIME VARIES UP TO ONE DAY SO STAY ON THE LINE

IF YOU ARE DELUSIONAL, PRESS 7 AND YOUR CALL WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE MOTHER SHIP, BUT STAY ON THE LINE AS THEY MAY BE BUSY

IF YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC, LISTEN CAREFULLY AND A SMALL VOICE WILL TELL YOU WHAT NUMBER TO PRESS – THIS MAKE TAKE SOME TIME SO STAY ON THE LINE

IF YOU ARE PSYCHOPATHIC, GET A HAMMER AND SMASH THE TELEPHONE BEFORE YOU PRESS ANY BUTTONS THEN APOLOGIZE – MAKE SURE YOU SMASH THE TELEPHONE WHILE YOU ARE CONNECTED

IF YOU ARE SOCIOPATHIC, PRESS SEVERAL BUTTONS AT ONCE WHILE SMILING AND MAKING SMALL NOISES OF CONTRITION – REPEAT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. BATHROOM BREAKS ALLOWED BUT STAY ON THE LINE

IF YOU ARE DEPRESSIVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH NUMBER YOU PRESS, NOBODY WILL ANSWER YOU SO JUST PUT THE RECEIVER BY THE PHONE AND DO NOT HANG UP ON THE OFF CHANCE SOMEBODY WILL ANSWER

PLEASE CALL AGAIN AND AGAIN REAL SOON. THANK YOU.

BANKER BOB ESTIMATES WE WILL BE CONTINUING THIS SERVICE INDEFINITELY.

I RECEIVED AN EMAIL THAT IS JUST TOO PRECIOUS NOT TO POST THE CONTENT. EVER WONDER WHAT THE TRUE DEFINITION OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS? WELL, PRESIDENT HARRY TRUMAN DEFINED IT ELOQUENTLY.

Someone found the definition of "political correctness" in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence Missouri.

The following are copies of four telegrams between President Harry Truman and Gen Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the WWII Surrender Agreement in September 1945.. The contents of those four telegrams below are exactly as received at the end of the war - not a word has been added or deleted!

(1) Tokyo, Japan
0800-September 1,1945
To: President Harry S Truman
From: General D A MacArthur

Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?

(2) Washington, D C
1300-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur
From: H S Truman

Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!

(3) Tokyo, Japan
1630-September 1,
To: H S Truman
From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz

Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean?

(4) Washington, D C
2120-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
From: H S Truman

Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!

THANK YOU HARRY.

ON THE PROJECT SIDE, I AM VERY HAPPY TO REPORT THAT THE GLOBAL TRUST HAS RELEASED THE PROJECT FUNDINGS. UNFORTUNATELY THEY WILL ONLY ARRIVE AFTER CHRISTMAS SO THE START DATE FOR ALL PROJECTS AND RELIEF FUNDINGS WILL TAKE PLACE ONLY THEN, AND I ESTIMATE IN THE FIRST WEEK OF JANUARY. IT MAY BE A FEW DAYS SOONER BEFORE NEW YEAR, BUT GIVEN INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFER TIMINGS COUPLED WITH THE HOLIDAY SEASON, IT IS DOUBTFUL. WE WILL SEE.

I HAVE RECEIVED A FEW REQUESTS FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF, AND I AM DOING MY BEST BUT RESOURCES ARE SLIM PICKINS. THE SMALL HELP THAT COMES IN IS DISTRIBUTED AS BEST AS CAN BE SPREAD OUT, BUT I HAVE BOUGHT MYSELF A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS TREE, AN UPGRADE FROM LAST YEAR.

2015 WAS A SOLID FOUNDATION YEAR FOR OUR CHILDREN'S AND THIS PLANET'S FUTURE. 2016 IS USHERING IN A GLORIOUS BOUNTY THAT WILL BECOME EVIDENT VERY SOON AS WE SHINE ON AS ONE CELEBRATING THIS JOYOUS HOLIDAY WHERE OUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE (ALBEIT A TAD LATE).

MUCH LOVE AND GRATITUDE FOR KEEPING YOUR HEART FULL!
GOD BLESS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
SUSAN AND ZAP AND SNUFFLES AND MISS PHIPPS AND BANKER BOB AND FLUFFY AND BAMBI AND THE FAMOUS FLYING PURPLE PIG SQUADRON
"GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE"
"BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH"

AS WE SHINE ON AS ONE, CELEBRATING THIS JOYOUS HOLIDAY WHERE ALLA OUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE.

2015 was a solid foundation year, for our children's future. 2016 is ushering in benefits of a glorious bounty.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

MUCH LOVE AND GRATITUDE FOR KEEPING YOUR HEARTS FULL.

ZAP AND SUSAN

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