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Greetings and Salutations,

Today we are introducing you to your future! ZAP has provided a step by step guide to help us all understand the events about to take place this week and launch us into our bright new future. As an added bonus he has included a detailed method for you to jump start your life and income by doing something you like and helping your neighbors on "THE BLUE BALL."

Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for take off in 3,2,1........BLAST OFF!

From ZAP..........HI ALL

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

IN OTHER RELATED NEWS, THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE IN ELVIS SIGHTINGS AROUND THE WORLD THIS LAST WEEK. PSYCHICS PUZZLED AT LAST.

SO…VERY QUIET WEEK….ALMOST TOO QUIET….YOU COULD HEAR A PIGEON DROP A MILE AWAY.

IN THE BACKGROUND, THE OLD MAN HAS BEEN VERY BUSY WITH THE FAMILIES, AND ENSURING ALL IS IN PLACE FOR THIS COMING WEEK.

MULTI-T RELEASES HAVE BEEN MADE, AND ALL THE BANKS ARE FLUSH WITH MONEY. BY SUNDAY NIGHT, THEY WILL BE AT THE HEIGHT OF FLUSH, AS THAT IS WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THEY MUST STOP ALL TRADING ACTIVITY. THE ASSETS THEY HAVE BROUGHT INTO THEIR BANKS HAVE BEEN MASSIVELY LEVERAGED, AND THE BANK PAPER IS BEING CUT AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE TO SATISFY THIS MONSTER APPETITE.
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